Desktop Armada is a game about why was so much better in the old days – it's slow, there's a phenomenally high body-count and, um, it takes place on someone's desk.
When you play Desktop Armada you're buying into a world where ships of different sizes and class have to be churned out one after the other just to survive a relentless onslaught of attacking boats coming at you from the other side. It's difficult, and as much about strategy as just wilfully blowing stuff up, but can you do it? Can you? We'd be jolly surprised if you could.
