Depending on where you live, Deal Or No Deal is either a flashy prime-time gameshow with sexy models and zippy music, or a ploddy teatime programme with creepy Noel Edmonds off Telly Addicts.

Regardless of where you live, though, Deal Or No Deal is a fantastically hokey show where a host basically tries to convince an idiot that they have supernatural powers over some boxes with numbers in them. And then there’s the Deal Or No Deal banker – basically an IT bloke reading numbers from a computer program to the Deal Or No Deal host, who will to hysterically react.

You want to see how stupid Deal Or No Deal is? It’s just as well for you that we’ve got a Deal Or No Deal game for you to try your hand at, then.

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