SLACKERJACK - Cut An Old Man’s Knee Open

Hey kids! Replacement knee surgery is cool!

From writing your name on an old man’s leg right through to stapling up his skin, replacement knee surgery is a laugh-a-minute riot of fun.

Although doing unqualified replacement knee surgery on strangers while they sleep is cool, it’s also pretty illegal. Luckily for you, there’s a virtual knee surgery walk-through on the Internet.

The single most patronising doctor in the history of medicine will guide you through the process, asking condescending questions as you drill holes into an unsuspecting man’s knee.

But remember: just because you can complete a virtual surgery, you’re not an actual doctor and you’re certainly not allowed to do that thing where you stab someone in the windpipe with a biro to make them breathe. That gets a bit messy, legally. Yes, we’re speaking from experience.

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