SLACKERJACK – Cursor Run

In life, you don’t always get want you want. Sometimes people get jobs over you just because they went to school or already know how to fly a plane or didn’t accidentally drop a baby in a swimming pool, and it isn’t fair.

And even in the online world you can’t always get what you want. Unless you want porn or dodgy self-diagnosis websites, of course. But we digress – Cursor Run is this situation in microcosm. Cursor Run is basically a race where you have to shove your cursor into a circle before a computer-controlled cursor beats you to it. And that’s it. While it sounds like Cursor Run will give you about ten seconds of fun, it’s actually maddeningly addictive. Once you’ve played Cursor Run for a while, you start to take on hawk-like tendencies. Your senses sharpen to the point that you can see the end circle emerging from the ether right from the get-go, and your wrist swoops in on it like a pikey at the New Look sale. Without a doubt, Cursor Run is the best way we’ve ever contracted debilatating RSI in our wrists and eyes.

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