Thanks to Orlando Bloom, the whole world knows that being a pirate is a lot of crap. But if you play Cursed Winds, you’ll be a bored office worker playing at being a pirate, which is far cooler.

Cursed Winds is a pirate battle game that pits your ship against several other ships, and all it asks you to do is strategically navigate around a stretch of open water trying to blast your enemies to the bottom of the briny. You can’t just wade in, though – Cursed Winds is all about patience. And timing. And angles. It’s like a normal shoot ’em up, but for grown-ups. Which rules you out, clearly.

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