Rarely have we been as perplexed playing a simple jump and run platform game as we have with Curl Rush. Either we’re terrible at it or it’s total bum. And we can’t tell which one’s right.
Curl Rush is exactly the same as every other platform game you’ve ever played – you run around collecting stuff and jumping over gaps and whatnot, except everything kills you instantly, the physics are the worst we’ve ever seen, the soundtrack makes us want to commit suicide and the whole thing’s so utterly pointless that you may as well spend the 10 seconds you were planning on using to play Curl Run doing something more constructive, like humming the theme tune to ‘Allo ‘Allo or pointing at your knees.
