Not a clue. Seriously, not a clue. We’ve played Cowabanga for a while now, and we haven’t even come close to working out what the hell we’re supposed to do. Have a go and let us know if you figure it out, won’t you.

In Cowabanga there’s a cow, and a little TV-watching man on the cow, and a tent peg, and some flying fish with exploding eyes, and little pingy balls that fly about the place, and everything explodes if you touch the cow’s nose… but that’s as far as we’ve got. Cowabanga might not even have a point, in fact. And wouldn’t that be a pain in the arse.

Play Cowabanga now