SLACKERJACK - Cone Crazy
August 24th, 2005 at 12:30 by 586 MEDIA
Traffic cones are rubbish. They’re like tiny little orange triangular men, all silently judging you as you drive past them. "Ooh, nice haircut, arsehole," they think to themselves as you pass them. They don’t think we know, but we do. We can hear their thoughts.
One way of stopping the cones from thinking their evil thoughts is to mow them down in your car, laughing maniacally and slamming the steering wheel with your great big crazy hands. But if you do that in real life, people with just start asking questions, and sooner or later Social Services will be round your house, and then they’ll find all the bodies…
No, much better than that would be to just play Cone Crazy, today’s Slackerjack. All you have to do is knock down all the cones in thirty seconds. Easy. Or so you’d think.
