Everyone like colour, right? Of course they, do. Except Americans. Americans prefer something called ‘color’, whatever that is. Oh, those crazy Americans.

So to stop our angry American neighbours from sailing over here and oppressing us, here’s a game called Colorfill. In Colorfill you have to slowly cordon off various parts of the playing area and fill it with color without being interrupted by a baddie. Colorfill is painfully addictive, and you’ll be playing it for a long time, but we wish that someone would make a game called Colourfill instead, because then we’d actually understand it.

Play Colorfill now