OK, it's the start of January, you're resentful of being made to do stuff rather than sit around all day watching rubbish TV, you want a nice, simple, peaceful game to play. So here's Cloud Climber.
In Cloud Climber, you're a cute little man who – backed by vaguely narcoleptic plinky-plonk music – has to jump higher and higher into the sky on clouds collecting coins. Cloud Climber is very sweet, and disarmingly simple after a few tries. Just don't fall off the cloud, OK? Because then you'll fall hundreds of feet and die a horrible painful death.