Yes, we know. And we sort of agree. But put the uncomfortable name of this game behind you, because Ching Chong Beautiful is actually rather ace.

It’s a kind of homage to shows like Takeshi’s Castle and Ninja Warrior – you’re tasked with running through a series of endlessly frustrating courses that involve running, ducking, climbing and sliding, to be crowned, oh, something or other. Worth playing, if only to see how quickly you can lose your temper during the early stages of level 2.

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