SLACKERJACK – Chicken Chase
hecklerspray once got told off for chasing chickens. Chase them too much, we learnt, and they'll die of a heart attack. So although real chicken chasing is something to be avoided, chasing chickens on a computer game called Chicken Chase is just fine.
Chicken Chase is a kind of strategy puzzle game where you're tasked with saving the family's chicken farm from foreclosure by completing all kinds of chicken-based missions, like looking after chickens, hatching chicken eggs, selling chickens and making sure that ravens don't kill your chickens but weirdly not actually chasing any chickens. If you like chickens you'll love Chicken Chase and if you don't like chickens then you'll probably like Chicken Chase too. Now, where's that game about pigs chasing Victoria Beckham?

Sounds like hecklerspray’s got a mission: invent the Victoria Beckham Pig Chasing Game for the world to enjoy.
P.S. If you decide to invent such a game, please make a Mac version for your favourite commenter, k?