At one point or another we’ve all wanted to be a jockey. Perhaps it’s the thrill of the race, or the partnership between man and beast, or the shiny clothes or the erotic way that riding a horse demolishes your hymen – who knows?

But you can’t be a jockey because you don’t know how – which is why Champjock is here to provide a valuable educational service. Champjock is a game that teaches you exactly how to be a jockey, and apparently it’s mostly about touching your hat and shoes when prompted to by an unseen deity. If you like games that are equine, confusing and seemingly utterly arbitrary, then you need Champjock in your life immediately.

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