SLACKERJACK - Cave Of Despair
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March 22nd, 2007 at 12:30 by Stuart Heritage
We went to a cave of despair once. Wooky Hole. Those memories will haunt us until our dying day. But at least we didn't have to escape our cave of despair with a rope because of all the boiling lava shooting at us.
That's basically the gist of Cave Of Despair. You play a version of Indiana Jones who's been changed just enough for Steven Spielberg to not sue the game's makers, and all you have to do is swing from the roof of the cave of despair with a whip, Spider-Man style, for as long as you can before you're inevitably swallowed up by the torrent of lava that's chasing you. Fun and devastatingly simple to pick up, Cave Of Despair is certainly worth a look. Unless Cave Of Despair is a euphemism for the inside of a man's bum and you're not really into that, of course.
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