As far as tortuous puns go, Cattlepult deserves some kind of prize – it’s a catapult game that has cows in it. Why? We only wish we bloody knew.

But, naff little cow-flinging concept aside, how does Cattlepult actually play? Heartbreakingly, it plays surprisingly well – all you need to do is flick a bouncing, dynamite-strapped cow at some plates with the aid of various power-up icons. Cattlepult is a simple enough diversion, although we feel we should point out that it isn’t one to be reproduced in the real world. We didn’t even know the RSPCA had an offender’s register.

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