Let’s face it – endangered animals are delicious. Right now, we’re just about to tuck into a big plate of Yangtze River Dolphins. And we got them from Benny Agra.

Actually, that’s a lie. Dolphins aren’t delicious – the last batch we bought tasted horrible. And we’ve never had any dealings with Benny Agra, but he promises that he can get any animal to your door within 30 days.

You don’t necessarily have to eat the animals you buy from Benny Agra – although he does recommend monkey brains, possums and chimps as being particularly good eating – he also has some wonderful pets for sale, like a dog and some saltwater crocodiles.

You want more information? You’d better check out the official Benny Agra website right now.