This is what people from New Zealand sound like: "Blah blah blah New Zealand’s so great blah blah blah."

Just because they’ve got glaciers and mountains and sunshine and we’ve got dirty nostrils and happy slapping, it doesn’t mean they should keep banging on about it all the time. After all, they’re also responsible for rubbish like Shortland Street, too.

Today’s Slackerjack comes from New Zealand, and it’s all about making burnout art. You have to choose sets of tyre-marks and layer them on top of each other until you have a masterpiece. And if you manage to make the best piece of burnout art, you can win a trip to New York.

Make some burnout art now.