Today's Slackerjack is half usual gaming fun and half a very public favour. You see, today's Slackerjack is Bundesliga Game, and the favour is a question: is Bundesliga Game impossible or are we just really really pathetically useless at it?

Bundesliga Game will be very familiar to anyone who's ever played a football game online – it's a seemingly simple process of positioning a player while a corner kick floats in, then smacking it on the volley into the goal. And that's it – Bundesliga Game gives you ten chances to slot goals away and nothing could be simpler. OK, actually that's a lie – advanced meteor particle science is simpler than Bundesliga Game. We're absolutely hopeless at it. Seriously, we've been playing Bundesliga Game for ages now, and we've only scored three goals. That's like a 5% scoring average. So please, play Bundesliga Game for us, and if you don't suck at it as hard as we do, be sure to let us know. Just don't rub it in too much, or we'll start writing about Madonna's adoption again as revenge.

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