SLACKERJACK - Bonobo’s Bongos
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April 12th, 2006 at 12:30 by Stuart Heritage
People looking for proof that apes and humans are closely related should look no further than the Bonobo. Bonobos are like chimps, but they frequently have homosexual orgies - just like you do when your Mum's out.
But however interesting Bonobos are, give them a set of bongos and they turn into dumbass boring idiot hippies, just like humans. And that's where Bonobo's Bongos comes in. There are two Bonobos, each with bongos. One Bonobo beats out a funky bongo pattern, and then you have to copy it. Do well in Bonobo's Bongos and you'll be greeted with a round of Bonobo applause. Do badly, and the Bonobo will angrily bum you into unconsciousness. Or something.
