Say the name of this game to a nun and she'll slap you in your dirty mouth, but then let the nun try to play Bollix for herself and she'll collapse, sobbing that if only she had spent more time online and less time praying she'd get past level 12.

This is how Bollix works. You're a ball and you have to gt to a goal. You move the ball with the mouse and you have to avoid moving objects. That is all. That is all Bollix asks of you. And it's easy at first, until the objects home in on you and trap you and Bollix becomes exactly like a dream we had the other night, except we weren't naked and nobody was laughing.

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