Like us, you’re probably waiting for the credit crunch to destroy the property market so you can rush in, buy everything up with your internet millions and become a fat immoral landlord.

We never used to think like that, it’s worth poiting out, until we started playing Big Bucks. Big Bucks is a Monopoly-style board game where you trundle around a board buying up property, upgrading it and then renting it out to whoever passes for a ridiculous price. But the brilliant thing about Big Bucks is that it’s multiplayer and real-time – everyone moves around the board at their own pace. That gives you the chance to really strangle the life out of your competitors like the capitalist pigdogs you know you are.

Play Big Bucks now