SLACKERJACK - Big Ben Boris

We’re not the most political bunch here - if we had our way, Brian Blessed would be Prime Minister and his only role would be to stand on a hill and bellow rude words through a megaphone.

But we have picked up word that the Conservative party are having a leadership competition or something. And the candidates are a great big fat bloke and some other bloke that nobody knows.

But it seems like there’s one name missing from the list - Boris Johnson. He’s not really a politician - more of a big shambling confused vicar on a bike - but he’d easily win the leadership competition and be Prime Minister for ever and ever if he decided to run.

Don’t think so? Then what if a giant Boris Johnson monkeyman ran in his place, and spent all his time punching paper aeroplanes away from on top of Big Ben? Yes, we’d vote for that too. And that scenario is basically today’s Slackerjack.

Play Big Ben Boris here.