The problem with your modern beat ‘em ups is that they’re not nearly as biblical as anyone wants. Sure, Chun-Li’s cool, but she’s no Virgin Mary, is she?

And that’s where Bible Fight comes in – an online game where all the characters are major figures in the Bible. If you’re a classicist, you’re bound to love Jesus’s sly kung-fu; favour brutality over speed and Satan is your man. If you like agility, Eve’s pretty tasty. We’d go Noah every time, though – that crazy old man is ferocious! Bible Fight is, with no exaggeration, amazing.

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