SLACKERJACK - Bashing Pumpkins
November 6th, 2007 at 12:30 by Stuart Heritage
Yeah, so Halloween was ages ago. So what? Halloween's crap. Instead, think of Bashing Pumpkins as a non-Halloween pumpkin-based game and nothing else.
In Bashing Pumpkins, all you need to do is smash as many pumpkins as you can. Pumpkin shows up, you smash the pumpkin with your mouse. A bunch more pumpkins show up, you swish your mouse and they're gone, too. Easy peasy, but let us say this - if you manage to bash all of the Bashing Pumpkins pumpkins then you're probably not of this world.
November 7th, 2007 at 1:13 am
This game is a pickle jar filled with raw sewage, wrapped in plaid Cartman holiday paper.
I want my bandwidth back.