Having seen Dog Day Afternoon, hecklerspray has decided to rob a bank. However, we've been let down time and time again by transsexuals whose sex-change operation we're supposed to be funding. Damn you all, stereotypical transsexuals!

It's probably just as well that we never got round to actually robbing any banks, though, because we've played Bank Robber a few times and we've decided that we'd flat-out suck at it. Bank Robber is a painstaking strategy game where you need to crew up, study blueprints and buy equipment before you can even enter the bank, before sneaking around the bank disabling lasers and avoiding guards and the like. Bank Robber is so tough that we've decided to give up our dreams of robbing banks forever and instead concentrate on just nicking Cadbury's Creme Eggs from newsagents more.

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