Men! Are you so rampantly obsessed with women’s jiggly breasts that you literally can’t even go one measly second without thinking about them? Are you unable to have a conversation with a female without planting your nose straight down her cleavage? Can you actually read these words, or are you just seeing the word "breast" over and over and over again?

If any of this is true, then we have the perfect Slackerjack for you today. Bandies Gone Wild has been made to promote American Pie: Band Camp being released on DVD, and it gives you the chance to make your very own adult film.

Bandies Gone Wild features loads of vaguely rude video clips, sound files and special effects, which you direct and then give a name to, then send your creation to your friends. It even slaps your name in the credits.

But remember: you must be over 18 to play Bandies Gone Wild. We’re not sure why, though. You don’t even see it going in.

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