SLACKERJACK – Ballhalla
Sometimes the best thing about doing these Slackerjacks is that the game descriptions are such a lot of cobblers. Take Ballhalla, for example.
It's a puzzle game with balls in it, plain and simple. Admittedly Ballhalla is an above-average puzzle game – you might even call it addictive – and yet here's how the thing is sold:
In Ballhalla – a frantically-paced, arcade-style mystery, put your puzzle-solving skills to the test, combine balls of matter to create enough energy to power the Insta-Matter Transporter and bring the professor’s friends back home safely. After a mishap with his new invention, the Insta-Matter Transporter, Professor Quark has lost his beloved friends, Widget and Proto, to a mysterious and distant alternate world. Download Ballhalla now and begin the fun!
Oh, Professor Quark! When will you learn?
Shame it’s windows only