Last year Mel Gibson did two main things: 1) he got boozed up, went driving in his car, claimed the Jews were responsible for all the wars in the world and shouted "Sugartits!" at a female police officer and 2) made a film about the Mayans.

Sadly we're unable to bring you the anti-Semitic woman-hating game we wanted to, so instead here's Aztec Bricks, a game very loosely based on Apocalypto. What's Aztec Bricks about? Funny you should ask – here's the explanation:

Welcome to the brick-busting world of the Mayans and the Aztecs! If you're fond of danger and excitement, then Aztec Bricks is for you. Flying skulls, red-hot stones and many other surprises await, including a Big Boss at the end of each level pack! There are more than 110 explosive levels with 30 powerful bonuses to increase your chances of success.

Sounds good, huh? Huh sugartits? Huh?

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