For a moment, we were toying with giving you no information about Achievement Unlocked other than the screenshot. But that’s hardly fair, because it makes the game look impenetrable.

Which, to be fair, it is. So in that case we’re not going to give you any information about Achievement Unlocked, other than to tell you it involves an elephant, some spikes, an insanely jaunty soundtrack and a big long list of things to do. Enjoy.

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