The internet falls mainly into two categories: the girly and the alarmingly pornographic. Where the hell are all the websites for blokes with too much money who want to spend it all on a bunch of insanely cool stuff, that's what we want to know.
Help is at hand, and it looks like Brandish. Brandish is the self-proclaimed site dedicated to The Coolest Stuff in the World for blokes, and that's a description we can't really find fault with. Brandish comes kitted out with the latest must-have gadgets, fashion that won't make you look like a metrosexual
arsehead, illegally fast cars, fine Cuban cigars, and a Japanese toilet roll holder that looks like a robot's head that we'd gladly commit any number of minor crimes to get hold of.
And don't be doubting the quality of Brandish, either – word has it that it's edited by Ollie Irish, one-time editor of everyone's favourite gadgetporn magazine, Stuff. Go and look at Brandish now, and if you feel like buying your favourite entertainment blog a robot head toilet roll holder while you're at it, then you just go ahead and do that too.