Simon Cowell the pop perpetrator behind horrible acts like Gareth Gates and Will Young is in fear of being assassinated. Surprisingly enough it is not due to the music but as a result of his participation in American Idol…
The singing judge has stepped up his security after death threats had exceeded the five hundred per week mark.
The notoriously unphased and often blunt judge seems to have finally realised the downside to his Mr. Nasty persona and started to spend more money on security.
American Idol auditions thousands of wannabe performers in various cities in America and often times you have your anti-pop idol. We have seen the hate of excruciatingly bad singers who have been slated on national television by Cowell. It is hilarious fun or too embarassing to watch.
However, some are taking Cowell’s barbs a little too seriously. It isn’t surprising that in a country with more than 200m guns that security measures are being ramped up. Remember Columbine High School, where two excluded and bullied teenagers unleashed the wrath of rejection on their whole school.
Cowell and Co. reject thousands of hopefuls everyday until they select who reaches the finals in Hollywood.
And since it isn’t the first or last series the amount of crazy delusional bloodthirsty singers will surely boom over the next few years. Now is the time to think about a career in security, Bubba.
Reports of concern on the set has led to bust ups between the judges, as Simon’s brutal honesty is beginning to put them in grave danger.
Industry insiders fear that the show may soon be remembered as “American Psycho” instead of “Idol” unless Simon tones down his critique.
Never has the world seen anyone who takes so much pride and enjoyment in rejecting people. If a miracle should happen and Cowell needed a career change, he would be extremely useful in the Human Resources Department at the BBC. Here you have a guy who enjoys laying people off.
How long will it be until we see Simon judging with an army helmet from beyond bullet proof glass?
Only time will tell, but being a casualty in the violent struggle of pop music is the furthest thing anyone would expect to hear in the headlines.
However, Cowell shows no intentions of toning down with reports of four new reality television programs in development. This will only increase the odds of attempted murder and he should be well advised not to judge on any more shows.