Did you buy the Rage Against the Machine single that Christmas? Well, firstly, you’re a nincompoop for doing so. Secondly, you’ve clearly made Simon Cowell mad and now he’s going to throw so much pop music at you that you’ll wish you never grew ears.
The next series of the show will see X Factor pop svengali releasing up to 16 songs a week from the show. Get that? Everyone who appears on the show to sing or ‘sing’ will be available for download immediately after each show.
This is similar to what went on with Channel 4 show Glee, who released an almost endlessly slurry of cheery versions of songs into the hit parade.
An insider said: ?Simon is determined to make this year?s show the biggest and the best yet. And he knows the best way to do that is by making each week?s live performances available for fans to download. The X ?Factor could potentially have the No1 spot every week for over three months.
?There's talk of having 16 finalists this time around instead of 12. And when it gets towards the end the singers perform twice, making more songs available for fans.?
See? Look what you’ve done ironists. You didn’t only make us suffer with Rage Against the Machine’s 6th form politics lecture, but now we’re going to have to sift through all this as well. Thanks.
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Me says
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thissite says
that wasn’t political lecture you fucking idiot. that was a hit against fucking pop music!
rageagainst says
funny.. Cause if you flood the market with a product, everyone grows bored of it.
Viva la resistance!
Rock on
\m/ (o_O) \m/
Trash says
ironists ?
it seems you missed the point… it wasn’t about Rage or bying their single. keep jerking out this rubbish to your fellow brain dead people and while you moan about other people actions sit back in your passive world and let your virtual voice be drowned out by the white static produced by the void between your ears !
6th form politics lecture …. what a laugh !
BobTheBuilder says
lol never even heard of this site. Also who gives a shit if they get no 1’s.. wow single sales at 30p each, when bands make more money selling tickets at
boggedmaffus says
“now he
EddzzMandela says
Firstly, Ed. shut up – you were a rebellious youngster once yourself, so can it and get with the kids.
Secondly, Simon Cowell can screw can himself, because I and millions of other individuals with more than half a brain will avoid the droning, generic tripe he calls ‘music’ like the plague.
Adam says
Solution: cease placing so much importance on a performance medium which has only been in mass circulation for an evolutionary heartbeat.
If you turn the radio off, nothing happens, you don’t sicken and die because of a lack of music. If anything, it’s probably good for you, your IQ might actually go up a few points as mental functions such as thought and reasoning won’t be drowned out by some pop/rock idol’s mediocrity.
How about listening to some birdsong or just to the wind in the trees instead of plugging your iPod/iPhone in and drowning out the last vestiges of beauty in the World.
The best protest against Slimon Cowell… switch off and do something more interesting instead!
Samantha says
I’m just glad we made him mad. Even if it was only for a few days.
Tim says
Damn I wish they do the charts for concert tickets instead of pussy ass media controlled top whatever charts.
Roisin says
Oh, I’m sorry, I wasn’t aware that anti-racism was a 6th form political lecture. Maybe Zach de la Roacha could read your unnecesary excuse for online journalism and start writing songs about ‘nicompoops’ and HOW X FACTOR’S GONNA HAVE 16 FUCKING FINALISTS WOOOOOO!
rage against your machine says
You appear to have the intellect and vocabulary of a twelve year old, and a similar sulky mood to one of them too. Get over yourself. So you don’t like Rage Against The Machine, so you don’t like the pop music? Rap yourself in something sound proof, or don’t listen to the radio, and you’ll be just fine. Feel free to keep away from your computer, too… just in case Simon jumps out of it and simply FORCES you to listen… oh wait, that’s right, you’re not actually under any obligation to listen to the crap, so quit whining about it you moron.
weez says
is this for real? The RATM thing is over, the point has been made. Anyone with half a brain doesn’t listen to the radio or the tv anyway!
Realist says
It’s not the Rage Again Christmas’s fault for embarrassing Simon Cowell and his garbage cookie cutter music factory, as far as I’m concerned Rage’ers prepare for round 2. If you lay down and submit to be spoon fed garbage you don’t deserve ears, not wish you didn’t grow them.
A message was sent, people united for a common cause and it was something special, unlike this sulky little rant on this site.
Quietly go sit in an isolated room away from the interwebs because clearly it’s far to complex for you to fathom.
Jessie Slaughter says
Mof Gimmers, “You dun goofed up”
elric says
if anything, seems like RATM has left a legacy – whatever happends in xmas 2010l, folk will always remember that cowell’s efforts are just a pill of manure, that’s shoved by the cartload due the consumerism that occurs rather brainlessly then.
I wonder what alternative will turn up this time round ;->
Brian says
who ever wrote this is a moron. Well with a name like Mof Grimmers…
Mark says
Yes, shame on people for standing up against a capitalist and for music that isn’t manufactured, and shame on RATM for donating all the proceeds to charity.
Idiot.
Anonymous says
EVERYONE ABOVE HAS BEEN TROLLED
Mark says
No, we haven’t. Thanks for the constructive input, btw.
Etherial says
What do you mean “sift through”, that means to listen and select what is good from what is not, I think you meant “sit through” as in to endure something long and painful. I won’t be sifting or sitting through anything which Cowel produces, I’ll just turn the TV off.
Face meet palm says
What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent article were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone that has read this is now dumber for having done so. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.