You know, there are certain types of people who just want to sit alone eating hamburgers and watching VH1 on the big faded red recliner chair in the far corner of our mother's Milhurst Avenue basement. People like that are generally super awesome.
Then there are other types of people that can't stand to sit at home when they could be out canoodling. The story we have to tell today involves two people definitely in the latter, but far less cool, group. Popular gossip of the hour has it Diddy, AKA P Diddy, AKA Puff Daddy, AKA Puffy, AKA Sean Combs, AKA not the overweight dead guy – the other one, well he's been seen cavorting with Sienna Miller a whole bunch – but he didn't want to be seen.
TMZ's got a stinking funny video of Diddy's reaction to getting caught – and we have a link to that video on the next page!
Diddy, a man perhaps best known for wearing shiny clothing and dancing in the wind, and Sienna Miller, a woman perhaps best known for not being the nanny, have been seen gallivanting around together. And why not? Miller's got kids to think about, kids who need a father. What better father than a man who just had twins like a week ago? C'mon, rearing-wise that guy's gotta know what he's doing, right?
Puffy was recently seen dropping Miller off at her hotel. As TMZ put it:
"Diddy, father of newborn twins, was spotted dropping off Miller at her NYC hotel this morning after a rumoured night of partying together in the city. Diddy had a trapped rat look when he noticed cameras watching from across the street — and we're told a bodyguard was sent over to the photographer to try and get him to delete the footage."
We know what you're going through Diddy. We once got filmed stepping out of an elevator with Cheetara. Sure, we happened to be at Thundercat HQ at the same time & we both smelled like the same scratching post, but nothing happened. Lion-O didn't know that. Neither did Mumm-Ra for that matter – that's right – that cat-ho was bonking the villain! Just the thought of hecklerspray being associated with that spotted feline tramp is enough to make us violently ill. Unless she's wearing those tight leggings.
Leggings change everything.
Diddy Takes Sienna Home – TMZ (With Video)