A lot of fuss has been made about the upcoming GI Joe movie – the most high-profile film about a man with no testicles and swivelly eyes since whatever Orlando Bloom was in last.
However, is GI Joe actually going to be any good? Hardly, because a) it’s got Dennis Quaid in it, b) it’s got The Rock in it, c) it’s got Brendan Fraser in it, d) it’s got Sienna Miller in it, e) it’s got Sienna Miller in it, f) it’s got Sienna Miller in it, and g) it’s got Sienna Miller in it.
However, if anything’s going to give Sienna Miller the fame she’s missed since her boyfriend was caught nuts-deep in childcare worker, it’ll be GI Joe. Not because GI Joe is going to be a good movie, but because Sienna Miller gets to dress up like a sub-Beckinsdale bondage fetishist and stagger about covered in blood in it. The girl knows how to spend the rest of her swamped by stinky boys in comic book conventions, that’s for sure.
If you do want to see on-set pictures of Sienna Miller dressed as The Baroness for the new GI Joe movie, the Daily Mail has a bunch of them. Remember, though, don’t get too excited – it’s still Sienna Miller we’re talking about here.
A lot of fuss has been made about the upcoming GI Joe movie - the most high-profile film about a man with no testicles and swivelly eyes since whatever Orlando Bloom was in last.
However, is GI Joe actually going to be any good? Hardly, because a) it's got Dennis Quaid in it, b) it's got The Rock in it, c) it's got Brendan Fraser in it, d) it's got Sienna Miller in it, e) it's got Sienna Miller in it, f) it's got Sienna Miller in it, and g) it's got Sienna Miller in it.
However, if anything's going to give Sienna Miller the fame she's missed since her boyfriend was caught nuts-deep in childcare worker, it'll be GI Joe. Not because GI Joe is going to be a good movie, but because Sienna Miller gets to dress up like a sub-Beckinsdale bondage fetishist and stagger about covered in blood in it. The girl knows how to spend the rest of her swamped by stinky boys in comic book conventions, that's for sure.
If you do want to see on-set pictures of Sienna Miller dressed as The Baroness for the new GI Joe movie, the Daily Mail has a bunch of them. Remember, though, don't get too excited - it's still Sienna Miller we're talking about here.
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What’s Worng with Sienna Miller?
better question is what’s WRONG with me ..sheesh.
You do know that the rock and brendan fraisier are NOT in this movie right?
Seriously, Sienna’s one of the most beautiful women in the world. She’ll be the one reason I actually see this movie. I’ve never seen such misplaced hate before.
This is pretty cool.
Brenden Fraser is ‘gung ho’ and The Rock is ‘heavy duty’ according to imdb
sorry the rock is shipwreck
Actually Sienna Miller has been in one class film: Layer Cake.
Admittedly, she wasn’t even close to a main character in it, but still….
The Rock isn’t heavy duty, Adewale Akinnuoye (whatever-his-last-name-is) is heavy duty.
And it serves Sienna Miller right, since she was his mistress before he cheated on her.
Lame. Looks like Kate Beckinsale and just about every major female gunfighter look since Angelina Jolie wielding Deagles (which looked lame and unrealistic). How about a girl in non-form-fitting clothes wielding a pistol the actress could actually handle in real life? You know, a realistic look? God damn hollywood shitheads ruining movies with “edgy” derrivative crap.
Ahhh Sienna! She is fabulous in that leather suit…I don’t think they could’ve made a better choice. All the others have already played this role.
Kate Beckinsale, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Beil, Jennifer Garner…Who else…hmmm…Uma Thurman, Charlise Theron, Milla Jovovich…Have I missed any??? Please let’s give Sienna a chance here people.
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