Sienna Miller Gets Covered In Blood For GI Joe
Then buzz it up
May 27th, 2008 at 15:30 by Stuart Heritage
A lot of fuss has been made about the upcoming GI Joe movie - the most high-profile film about a man with no testicles and swivelly eyes since whatever Orlando Bloom was in last.
However, is GI Joe actually going to be any good? Hardly, because a) it’s got Dennis Quaid in it, b) it’s got The Rock in it, c) it’s got Brendan Fraser in it, d) it’s got Sienna Miller in it, e) it’s got Sienna Miller in it, f) it’s got Sienna Miller in it, and g) it’s got Sienna Miller in it.
However, if anything’s going to give Sienna Miller the fame she’s missed since her boyfriend was caught nuts-deep in childcare worker, it’ll be GI Joe. Not because GI Joe is going to be a good movie, but because Sienna Miller gets to dress up like a sub-Beckinsdale bondage fetishist and stagger about covered in blood in it. The girl knows how to spend the rest of her swamped by stinky boys in comic book conventions, that’s for sure.
If you do want to see on-set pictures of Sienna Miller dressed as The Baroness for the new GI Joe movie, the Daily Mail has a bunch of them. Remember, though, don’t get too excited - it’s still Sienna Miller we’re talking about here.
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May 27th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
прикольно-прикольно, мне понравилось!
May 28th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
What’s Worng with Sienna Miller?
May 28th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
better question is what’s WRONG with me ..sheesh.
May 28th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
You do know that the rock and brendan fraisier are NOT in this movie right?
May 28th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Seriously, Sienna’s one of the most beautiful women in the world. She’ll be the one reason I actually see this movie. I’ve never seen such misplaced hate before.
May 28th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
This is pretty cool.
May 28th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Brenden Fraser is ‘gung ho’ and The Rock is ‘heavy duty’ according to imdb
May 28th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
sorry the rock is shipwreck
May 28th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Actually Sienna Miller has been in one class film: Layer Cake.
Admittedly, she wasn’t even close to a main character in it, but still….
May 29th, 2008 at 12:07 am
The Rock isn’t heavy duty, Adewale Akinnuoye (whatever-his-last-name-is) is heavy duty.
And it serves Sienna Miller right, since she was his mistress before he cheated on her.
May 29th, 2008 at 1:55 am
Sienna Miller Gets Covered In Blood For GI Joe Joe…
A lot of fuss has been made about the upcoming GI Joe movie - the most high-profile film about a man with no testicles and swivelly eyes since whatever Orlando Bloom was in last.
by Stuart Heritage at hecklerspray.com…
May 29th, 2008 at 6:04 am
Lame. Looks like Kate Beckinsale and just about every major female gunfighter look since Angelina Jolie wielding Deagles (which looked lame and unrealistic). How about a girl in non-form-fitting clothes wielding a pistol the actress could actually handle in real life? You know, a realistic look? God damn hollywood shitheads ruining movies with “edgy” derrivative crap.
May 29th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
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