I hate to crush dreams, especially at Christmas time, but I have some incredibly tragic news to announce today. It has just been confirmed by Kristin Cavallari herself, that 99.9% of the shit you saw on The Hills was fake. I’ll give you a second to pull yourself together.
I never watched The Hills until Kristin was on it, because I found all those bitches boring as fuck, but when Kristin brought her Laguna Beach bitch ass fuckery to the show, I couldn’t resist. Well, Kristin has once again proved she’s the realest bitch of the bunch by talking about how fake all that shit was.
Kristin, who is now pregnant with her second kid with hunky football player, Jay Cutler, was on that Bethanny show for some reason the other day, and she had this to say about all those “romances” on The Hills:
I faked relationships, faked fights. I don’t care anymore—I can tell you. At this point, it’s been so many years. Brody Jenner at the time was dating Jayde Nicole. I dated Brody when I was 18, right after Laguna Beach, actually, and that’s it. And then on the show, on The Hills, they had us ‘dating’ for a few episodes. They pretended that him and Jayde broke up and I was dating Brody, and Jayde and I got into a huge fight because she saw us in a club. It wasn’t real at all. They were together the entire time.
Color me shocked, because I’ve always believed that reality television would never lie to me! I feel betrayed and hurt. Next you’ll be telling me scenes from Keeping Up With The Kardashians are staged! Blasphemy!
Kristen goes on to add:
When I decided to join The Hills, I knew exactly what I was getting into, I knew exactly the character they wanted me to be, so I said, ‘Listen, I’m game. What do you want me to do?
See, this is why I like Kristin Cavallari. Aside from the fact I have a total lady crush on her, she keeps it real, even when she’s been keeping it fake. Bitch really seems to know what’s up, unlike her annoying ass rival, Lauren Conrad, who always makes me (and apparently Kristin) feel like this:
Someone needs to give Kristin Cavallari a new show. A real show, where she can just be great. That’s my Christmas wish.