Back when Kim Kardashian first because famous she was known for one thing: banging 90’s goddess, Brandy’s, loser little brother, Ray J, and filming it. Now, all these years later, she’s no longer known for starring in a sex tape, but is instead known for classier things like taking a lot of selfies, tonguing Kanye West’s asshole, and showing her bare ass in just about every single magazine on the planet.
The LOVE Magazine joins such prestigious publications as Paper, W, GQ, and, of course, Playboy, by featuring Kim Kardashian’s bare ass in it’s latest issue. I’m beginning to this that Kris Jenner runs The LOVE Magazine because 1) Kim is on the current cover, 2) Kendall’s on the next cover (which also features a sexy photoshoot of Kylie instead), and 3) they actually had HER, Kris fucking Jenner, in their sexy advent calendar. I mean, there is no way the Kardashian’s aren’t running this shit.
But anyhoo, back to Kim’s ass. It seems like just the other day everyone was talking about Kim’s greased up ass being on the cover of Paper magazine, and before that everyone was talking about Kim being all nekkid in GQ, well, now here she is again, ass out in The LOVE Magazine:
Apparently she’s going for super high art with this one because her eyebrows are bleached, she’s “smoking”, and it is NOT a flattering ass shot. This picture looks like a candid shot someone would have gotten of me at 4am if they’d opened a bathroom door at Bar None. “Hang on guys, trying to take a piss and have a smoke at the same time. Can I live?” I feel like Kim could only relate to the “Can I live?” part of that little story.
I don’t see why Kim Kardashian needs to keep showing us her ass AT LEAST once a month. If she wants to do something innovative and artsy, she do a photoshoot where she is in like mom jeans and a turtle neck. NO ONE would see that coming. But her bare ass? It’s like looking at my own nipples. They’re nice, but I see them all the fucking time and I don’t even care anymore.