Classy rapper Chris Brown, best known for beating the shit out of singing superstar Rihanna, deleted his Twitter account yesterday following a charmingly vulgar exchange with comedian and TV producer Jenny Johnson. In the past, Jenny has been quite vocal about her disapproval of Chris, specifically his treatment of Rihanna, tweeting: “Call me old fashioned, but Chris Brown should be in prison.”
Whether or not one agrees with Jenny’s assessment, and despite the fact that Rihanna has forgiven Chris, it is only with unmitigated horror and mesmerized voyeuristic disgust that the more sensible citizens of the world can watch the two stars reignite their relationship … even if it’s purely for publicity … and inch towards what we all know is the inevitable outcome.
The full transcript of the Twitter exchange between Chris and Jenny is below, in play form, with commentary reserved for the end, so take a minute to find a friend so you can read through like a rehearsal for The Iceman Cometh.
The dialogue began when Chris tweeted a photo of himself with the following caption:
Chris: “I look old as fuck! I’m only 23.”
Jenny: “I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person.”
Chris: “Take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE.”
Jenny: “It’s ‘HO’ not ‘HOE’ you ignorant fuck.”
Chris: “I should fart while us giving me top.”
Jenny: “Your mom must be so proud of you.”
Chris: “See.. I don’t even have to tell u what u already know. Thanks HO!”
Then Jenny posted a link to a 2009 MTV News article detailing Chris’ assault on Rihanna: http://on.mtv.com/uapw8C
Chris: “Mom says hello … she told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on your retina.”
Jenny: “YOU FLIRT!!!”
Chris: “Let me leave this bitch alone … it’s good to know my worth by listening to a bitch that is worthless! #win #bushpigswag.”
Jenny: “Okay. I’m done. All I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to shit and fart on me … I have zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.”
Chris: “Don’t run for support now … Lol. Ur a comedic writer!!! If u can take a dick, u can take a joke.”
Chris: “Just ask Rihanna if she mad??????”
Bad manners aside, after reading this carefully, it is crystal clear to me that this dude does not have any lingering anger management issues … though he does seem to be deeply mired in his Freudian anal phase. Jenny later announced that she had been receiving death threats as a result of the Twitter feud. She also said:
“According to Team Breezy, if you have a difference of opinion with someone, “eating a dick” is the cure for any and all problems.”
Frankly, that does seem like a pretty reasonable solution. What does she want? Is she a lesbian or something? But seriously, it is troubling to say the least to read such infantile nonsense coming from a celebrity who once seemed to have such a promising career.
I, for one, would be quite happy to believe that Chris is a perfect gentleman underneath his tough-guy tattoos and hair like the guy from Real World Hawaii. I remember his amazing performance at the MTV Awards in 2007 (yes, featuring Rihanna), back when he was still adorable. Unfortunately however, many of his choices … from simply dressing up as Osama bin Laden for Halloween, to the more disturbing engagement in bottle-hurling bar brawls, and most notably the punching, choking, biting, and beating bloody of someone he supposedly loved … undermine any possibility of that belief and call his judgement as well as character into question. Just the tiniest little bit.