Celebrity auctions are unusual spectacles at the best of times.

Take that one hecklerspray attended last week. So amazed were we by the array of wonderful items on display, that – before we knew it – we'd bid £50,000 for a limited-edition signed photo of Crosswits presenter Tom O' Connor. Christ almighty – we don't need that. We've got sixty of them stashed away in the basement already. As well as O' Connor himself. And some chimps.

Still – as crazy as that whole encounter was, we couldn't help but develop the nagging feeling that it'd be made even better by the inclusion of Sharon Stone shouting baffling comments at the audience. A bit like she did in Berlin on Monday night.

While fronting a charity sell-off, Stone apparently got a bit annoyed with the clamouring crowd, announcing:

"You talk, you bid; you move, you bid; you look at me wrong, you bid. You got it? You naughty little Germans. Naughty, nasty little Germans. That's why I keep coming back. 'Cause you're naughty. Nasty. I like it!"

Now, don't get us wrong. Hecklerspray likes nothing more than bitch-slapping a celebrity when they're being racist fools. Why, when Mel Gibson launched into his anti-Jew tirade last year we basically filled up the whole of the internet with stories calling him a tosser.

But – from the sound of things – it's pretty much clear that Sharon Stone was just launching a misguided attempt at some sort of 'humour'. Daft, sure, but the lady ain't a racist. 

Hmmm. Sorry if you think that we've short-changed you, by the way. We understand that – with a headline like that – you were probably expecting some amazing story about a crackpot Hollywood star insulting an entire race of people. We understand that you may be a little annoyed about this.

Hey – we know how we can make it up to you! How about an actual celebrity racist? How about we show you a video of Paris Hilton despicably comparing her dancing to that of – and we quote  - "a nigger"?

Would you like that? Would you? Here you go.

Now let's never fight again.

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