Sharon Osbourne is having trouble with her boobs. No, not Chico and Andy from X Factor – her real breasts. Sharon doesn’t like them anymore, so she’s going to make them smaller.

Which is all well and good – after all, it’s a woman’s prerogative to be able to change her body however she wants – but Sharon Osbourne only made her breasts bigger five months ago. She’ll probably change her mind again sooner or later – the surgeon may as well just slap a couple of zips on her bangers and be done with it.

As well as being famous for her screaming family, her dire Asda adverts, her constant minge talk to Shayne Ward on X Factor, her Frankie Howard voice, her Anne Robinson haircut and her bulimia, Sharon Osbourne (Books) is well-known to be  a self-confessed cosmetic surgery addict.

She’s had tummy tucks, liposuction, leg lifts, bottom lifts, facelifts, a breast reduction, a breast lift, a breast enlargement and now she’s all fed up and wants another breast reduction. All in all, Sharon claims to have spend around £300,000 on getting surgery.

Sharon Osbourne appears on tonight’s edition of Gordon Ramsey’s creepy F Word show and – in between shouting at youngsters and being a bit slimy to women, Gordon Ramsey decides to quiz Sharon about all the surgery she’s had, and she reportedly replies:

"The last thing I had done was my boobs. But I don’t like them now, they’re too big. I’m going to have them changed."

Maybe Sharon should keep hold of the implants she’s having removed – after all, without Louis Walsh next series, X Factor will be in need of a giant wobbling useless tit.

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[story by Stuart Heritage]