Vampires are sexy aren’t they? Okay, they’re not, but they’re the only supernatural force that women want to have sex with. You can’t shag a bog-standard zombie because their genitals would fall off and werewolves probably smell like Pedigree Chum and farts. And their penises will look like a red lipstick.
That leaves ghosts and vampires and the former are about as much use as a fireguard made from fire.
Tapping into the bloodstream of Buffy and True Blood comes Valemont, a new show which is apparently big budget and airing exclusively on MTV (and, if the previous shows are anything to go by, a torrent site near you). We’ve got a trailer to masturbate over too.
MTV premieres the all-new supernatural mystery series Valemont on September 19th at 10.30pm. Is it like Scooby Doo in a push-up bra? Well, not really.
The show is set at Valemont University and like any other exclusive east coast TV college, it is filled with rich students, irritatingly impressive alumni and brats. However, this one has a secret. A dangerous vampiric one. Possibly with designer stubble.
Valemont follows Sophie Gracen, played by Kristen Hager (Aliens vs. Predator), who MTV describe as ‘a beautiful, tough-minded girl whose world is turned upside down when police discover a body they believe to be her brother Eric (Eric Balfour; The O.C., Six Feet Under, 24).
When the opportunity arises, Sophie steals Eric?s mobile phone back from the cops and learns that he was a student at Valemont University.
And so, she goes off to find out who murdered him and assumes another student’s identity and enrolls in the college herself.
We’ll then see our Sophie being irritated by the poshos of the university as well as getting caught in the ubiquitous love triangle involving both human and vampire students.
View the Valemont trailer: http://www.mtv.co.uk/shows/valemont/episode/valemont-trailer and see more at http://www.mtv.co.uk/valemont
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