Rumours of a Sex And The City movie have been rife for years now, with women around the world impatiently waiting to see what four man-hating women sitting round a table in a variety of horrible clothes will look like on a cinema screen.

But now it looks like we’re going to find out. Reports are suggesting that all four of the main Sex And The City actresses – Slaggy Spice, Prissy Spice, Horsey Spice And Ginger Spice – have finally agreed to star in the Sex And The City movie, with filming scheduled to commence in September. Personally we can’t wait for the Sex And City movie to be released, but only because the premise of the Sex And The City TV show will have to be beefed up to become more cinematic, and we’re hoping this manifests itself with an escaped grizzly bear mauling the sodding lot of them to death. Right at the start of film. Fingers crossed, eh.