Seth Rogen is well on his way to becoming my favorite male celebrity. And considering he has neither the abs of Channing Tatum nor the personality of Robert Downey Jr, that is a pretty impressive feat.
Yet here is he, publicly calling out famous douchebags for being douchebags and it’s making my black heart skip a beat. Between mocking Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for their utter ridiculousness, and his openly shit talking of Justin Bieber, all Seth Rogen needs to do is punch Chris Brown in the face and I’d probably get his name tattooed on my left ass cheek.
Seth Rogen is a funny guy, both on and off camera. I have read enough interviews with him to see that he doesn’t take himself too seriously, and he has no problem saying shit that others may try and PC up. One topic in which Rogen hasn’t minced words is how he feels about the current King of Douches, Justin Bieber. I mean, we all know Bieber sucks, but celebrities usually tend to keep their shit talking about fellow famous people to a minimum. Band of brothers, or some boring shit like that. But not Rogen.
It started after Justin was arrested for driving like a shmuck in his rental while allegedly high as shit. Seth tweeted this gem:
All jokes aside, Justin Bieber is a piece of shit.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) January 23, 2014
Now, in an interview with Howard Stern, Rogen explains why he has such dislike for Bieber (like we need an explanation for that).
“He’s a good example of someone you meet, who you think you’re going to hate, and then you get to hate him as much as you thought. You meet him, and he lives up to every one of your expectations of how you hope he will be.”
I like how Seth admitted he hoped Justin would be as much of an asshole as he seems. It would be terribly disappointing for all his dumbassness to be an act. It’s much more satisfying to judge Bieber knowing that he really is that fucking stupid. He also discusses the first time he met Bieber face to face at a German awards show, at Justin’s request .
“Bieber fever had just start spreading. I was like, ‘Sure, I’ll meet him.’ So I went outside to meet him and he was acting like I asked to meet HIM! It was very nonchalant, ‘Yo man. What’s up?’ and I was like, ‘What the fuck, I don’t give a fuck about, I don’t want to meet you. Don’t act all nonplussed to meet me. I didn’t want to meet you. I was totally cool not meeting you… But I was like, fine, I wouldn’t have said anything, I was like, ‘He’s a bit of a motherfucker.'”
That’s because Justin is soooo cool. He can’t show excitement or respect for fellow human beings. Not when he surrounds himself with such high caliber people like Lil Za. Rogen also talks about the next time he got to be in the great Bieber’s presence.
“He literally had a snake wrapped around his fucking wrist that he was wearing as a fucking accouterment and I was like, ‘What the fuck?'” And I talked to him for like five minutes and I remember just thinking, ‘Fuck this kid.'”
“Fuck this kid.” Yup, that is basically what I think every time I read the news and his name appears anywhere but the phrase “is Deported!” doesn’t follow.
Of course, Justin had to respond to this, which had the potentially to be really epically awesome. Instead, he gave some half assed apology that was supposed to be passive aggressively funny, but instead just reinforces that Bieber is in fact a piece of shit.
Seth Rogan sorry I didnt bow down when I asked 2 meet u was probably a bit shy and didn't want to be over the top but still. love ur movies.
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) May 8, 2014
Couldn’t even spell his name right. Can’t love his movies that much. And a bow would have been an appropriate reaction considering Justin should be on his knees 24/7 anyway thanking Satan for every minute of fame he has.
Team Rogen all the way. I think this even makes up for the crap that was The Green Hornet. Your slate is wiped clean.