File this under: I fucking told you so. Also, before you ask: yes, I will be getting to all this shit with Kevin Spacey very shortly, but I’m attempting to cook dinner and it’s hard to write about serious shit while you’re sauteing broccoli, ya hear? So Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber, it is!
As I’ve been covering, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber have been hanging out again and actually spent basically all weekend together, getting breakfast Saturday morning and going to church together Sunday afternoon, so it shouldn’t come as a major shock that Us Weekly just announced that Selena Gomez and The Weeknd are officially over.
This break-up shouldn’t really surprise anyone given all the shit that’s been going on with these two this past month. Aside from Selena running back to Bieber like SHE ALWAYS FUCKING DOES, The Weeknd released the single “Die For You”, a song he wrote about ex-girlfriend, Bella Hadid, and has apparently been beefing with his bestie, Drake, over Drake’s alleged hook-up with Hadid earlier this month.
October kind of seems like it was the month that both Selena and The Weeknd realized they both missed their old pieces and were kind of bored with each other, and no one is more thankful than me.
In case you haven’t picked up on it, I have always been weirdly obsessed with Bella Hadid and The Weeknd as a couple and them getting back together would bring me so much odd satisfaction. And, TBH, even though I think Selena Gomez is fucked in the head for always running back to Bieber, I kind of missed blogging about their mess of a relationship. Shit with her and The Weeknd was so fucking quiet and boring. Like, UGH, amirite?
Anyway, I wish everyone the best of luck, and hopefully you’ll all give me lots of new and interesting things to blog about that don’t involve people in the entertainment industry who are perverts and rapists because JESUS CHRIST that’s exhausting.