Documentaries and biopics are usually at their best when there’s a rise, fall and comeback element to them. The whole ‘things were going really well until I started to hit the hard stuff and believe my own hype… but now I’m back!’ really works, no matter how hackneyed.
So what about the the ‘birth, rise and… well… here we are’ Justin Bieber documentary that is hitting the cinemas next year? In 3D no less!
Justin Bieber is roughly 3 hours old, so how a studio has managed to spin it into a full length cinema release is beyond us. And we’ve got the trailer here.
However, someone has indeed managed it and THE DAY YOU HAVE LONGED, WISHED AND HOPED FOR IS FINALLY HERE!
Of course, that segment in caps is from the press release, which is weird because, if you’re a Justin Bieber fan, then chances are, you’re a pubeless little placentic blob, who really hasn’t had the chance to develop a rudimentary sense of yearning and longing.
All you know is that you want pocket money and you want to spend it on Justin Bieber nail polish.
Anyway, this new documentary is called Justin Bieber: Never Say Never! which is stupid because, if you never say never, then this film is actually called ‘Justin Bieber: Say’, and that doesn’t make a blind bit of sense. Then again, neither does the popularity of a singer who is fundamentally the same as a gentleman’s deposit in the end of a condom.
Here’s the trailer for Justin Bieber: Never Say Never for all you filthy Bieberphiles out there.
UK release date: April 1st 2011