Seal Voted Hollywood’s Best New Dad, Still Part Of Hollywood
December 7th, 2005 at 13:30 by Shawn Lindseth

The Facially Scarred Artist know as Seal has recently been voted Hollywood’s Best New Dad in a recent Parents Magazine. His competition included the likes of Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt, Kevin Federline, and probably not Darth Vader.
Vader may have briefly held first place after doing that Jedi hand thing, but it ended up not working because the top editor is part Hutt. C’mon, you know what we’re talking about…
Seal (CDs) was voted Hollywood’s top dad in a recent Parents Magazine for his outstanding parental skills. The
fact that he took in Heidi Klum’s daughter from a previous relationship
as one of his own, and his willingness to get down and dirty with both
the aforementioned child as well as his more recent baby, helped him gain the top honour. He’s reported to do everything from changing diapers to wiping runny noses. That Seal, he’s so good with his baby.
At
the other end of the spectrum is Kevin Federline, who fared the worst on
the list due to his abandoning Shar Jackson while she was , and
going clubbing during and after Britney’s pregnancy. That Federline, always clubbing.
Now if you combine the two dads, you’ve got someone who clubs baby seals, with which Greenpeace takes serious issue.
Read more:
Seal lauded for his parenting skills - Contactmusic
[story by Shawn Lindseth]
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