If you're a bit strange you've probably been wondering whatever happened to Seal – the bald, facially-scarred singer who was famous for having two well-known songs a decade ago and then doing a song for the film about Porky Pig playing basketball.
Well Seal just hasn't had time for you lately, Seal-fans. Why? Because he went and got married to supermodel Heidi Klum last year, that's why. And it looks as of Heidi Klum has been keeping Seal busy – on Wednesday Heidi Klum gave birth to their second baby in just over a year. Why, if he keeps this terrific birthrate up, we'll have to start referring to Seal as the new bald, black, facially-scarred Kevin Federline. Only, you know, with a slightly more successful musical career. Slightly.
Seal is responsible for some genuinely dreadful music. Seriously, it's physically impossible to release a single called Prayer For The Dying without at least 50% of the world's population thinking you're a tit. And, discounting Crazy and Killer – which wasn't even released under Seal's name to begin with – Seal is only known for doing a song for a rubbish Batman film, a song on Space Jam and nothing else.
So Seal is one of the easiest targets we could ever hope to take a swipe at. Or at least he would be were it not for two things. Firstly, Seal's probably had it away with more supermodels than you've even seen with your civilian eyes; and secondly, Seal actually seems like quite a nice bloke. The bastard.
When Seal and supermodel Heidi Klum first got together, Heidi was already pregnant with another man's baby and Seal selflessly raised the baby as his own. Then Seal knocked up Heidi Klum himself, got married to her and named the baby – born last September – Henry Guenther Ademola Dashtu Samuel.
But having two young kids knocking around is no fun, and so – 14 months later – Seal and Heidi Klum, apparently the hottest Mum in showbusiness, have managed to have baby number three, as ABC reports:
Heidi Klum and Seal are parents once again. Klum gave birth Wednesday to Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel, who weighed 8 pounds, 11 ounces, according to Seal's Web site, which did not say where the baby was born. "He is healthy, beautiful and looks just like his mother," the posting read.
We've done some calculations, and we've discovered that if Seal and Heidi Klum are to keep this ridiculous baby factory going, Seal has to get Heidi Klum pregnant again by March at the absolute latest. And we wish the happy couple all the best in trying – although if painting ladders to look like insects stopped Seal releasing any more rubbish music, we'd wish him the best in trying at that too if we're honest.
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Seal, Klum Have 2nd Child Together – ABC
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KFed and Seal in the same category…did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Not a huge Seal fan but just out of curiosity, what do you consider great, or even good, music?
Seal did a great deal more than that. I think you need to do your homework.
1996: British singer Seal won the top songwriting honors, Song of the Year and Record of the Year, for “Kiss From a Rose,” featured in the film “Batman Forever.” He also won Best Male Pop Vocal Performance.
After five years away, Seal is back with his new album entitled simply Seal IV. It’s a sublime collection of eleven new songs on par with Seal’s best work to date.
I completely understand you are speaking out of a bias, and ingorance to be so negative.
All his songs are loved by his fans, and he has tons of fans, including England. You must not have attended a concert, or an unplugged event. The man is talented, soulful, and we love him. More fans than you realize. I’d get my ears checked if I were you. I’d also find out if I need some welbutrin
yea that Karrie Reno is full of it….smiles
she most be from california
what!!?? are you serious? kfed never had the success Seal had. and Seal is a waaaay better father then Kfed ever was with britney spears, shar jackson or anyone elses children he fathered…kfed pumps them then dumps then….Seal sticks around like a real dad. Seal and Heidi Klum have been together for how long now???
exactly…
Is this serious? who the fuck are you to rubbish one of the greatest singers on the planet?
Dross like this that pollutes the internet is what aids todays social downfall.
You should be ashamed to have your name on this article.