Hip-hop may have the jump on aggressively boorish behaviour for now – but thanks to the exploits of one-man army Scott Stapp, the world of piss-poor Jesusy sub-Pearl Jam post-grunge whiny rock music is playing catch-up as hard as possible.

Scott Stapp’s latest attempt to look like the world’s biggest twat involves domestic abuse. Or at least it involves something along the lines of domestic abuse, but nobody is giving too much away. Yesterday Scott Stapp was arrested and charged with one count of domestic assault with intent to commit a felony, although police are saying that nobody was injured in connection with the charges. It’s just left up to us to try and work out that the hell that means. Well, obviously we know what that means – it means that Scott Stapp is a tit – but we need to work out exactly what kind of tit Scott Stapp is. Any help gratefully received.