Before I get into my favorite hobby of joking about the existence of the entire Kardashian/Jenner family, I would like to take a minute to acknowledge how fucking shitty the world is right now. Yes, I could blog about Las Vegas or hurricanes or the death of Tom Petty, but it’s my birthday, and if I can spend 5 minutes not feeling absolute sadness and dread, than goddammit I’m going to take it!
That being said, all previous speculation about the romantic relationship between Scott Disick and child bride Sofia Richie has officially been taken off the table. It is 100% official that Kim, Khloe and Kylie aren’t the only ones bringing kids into the family, Scott has jumped on this bandwagon as well!
Scott and Sofia are Instagram official now and have been posting pics of one another for the past week. They’ve also been caught smooching on vacation in Mexico, where they currently are atm.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the age difference between these two knuckleheads isn’t what bothers me at all, because Sofia is 19 so she’s an adult so whatever. However, I thought it was weird when Sofia was dating Justin Bieber who is only four years older than her because homegirl looks TWELVE FUCKING YEARS OLD!
She’s also been friends with Kylie Jenner since they were little AND she’s actually YOUNGER than Kylie! AND she WAS best friends with Chloe Bartoli, the woman Scott famously cheated on Kourtney with. I say WAS because since Sofia has made it official with Scott, she’s decided her BFF ain’t shit and those two don’t even follow each other on Instagram anymore. #DRAMA. Speaking of weird drama and awkward birthday parties, Sofia is actually SUPER good friends with Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend Younes Bendjima (I think that’s how you spell that and Google isn’t correcting me). Like, are Scott and Sofia and Kourtney and Younes going to double date? I mean, Kylie is long time friends with Sofia so maybe they can triple date?
Am I the only one who finds this whole thing super weird?!
Either way, my Taylor Swift ban is over now so you can probably expect to hear me ripping on her tomorrow. Yolo.