Well, I’m back from my brief hiatus, which I would apologize for, but I’ve been extremely under the weather and not much interesting shit has even happened while I was resting. The funniest bit of celeb news I’ve heard in weeks luckily came today in the form of Scott Disick once again macking on a teenage girl that used to hang out with Kylie Jenner.
As you might remember, just a few short months ago, my favorite cast member of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Scott, was seen feeling up a teenage Bella Thorne, who used to be tight with his baby mama’s baby sister, Kylie. Now it seems that Scott has moved onto another Jenner bestie: Sofia Richie.
Scott and Sofia have been spotted hanging out for months now, and while Sophia has said they were just “homies” in the past, the two have been noticeably inseparable and affectionate these days.
Just so you’re getting the full picture here: Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian broke up for good when he got caught cheating on her with Chloe Bartoli. Chloe Bartoli is Sofia Richie’s best friend. After her break-up with Scott, Kourtney had a rumoured fling with Justin Bieber. Bieber then went on to date Jenner besties Hailey Baldwin and yep, you guessed it, Sofia Richie. Scott then went on to hook up with former Kylie Jenner pal Bella Thorne, before hooking up with Chloe Bartoli THE VERY NEXT DAY…now 34-year-old Scott is reportedly banging 19-year-old Sofia. Now you’re caught up.
I am literally beginning to think that no one is this group has ever heard of going out and meeting someone new to date, because all this shit is intertwined and gross and borderline incestuous I’m just like wtf? There is no way in hell all these people don’t have the same strain of chlamydia and I find their whole dynamic just very, very bizarre.
Also, Sofia Richie legit looks like she should be playing with Scott Disick’s kids. Homegirl looks YOUNG. I really just can’t with this shit.